hail damage
n.— «Thighs without dimples or craters. Thighs noticeably absent of the spongelike appearance commonly referred to as hail damage or cottage cheese. Thighs that don’t thunder or jiggle.» —“Dare to Believe…Products Promising Sleeker Thighs” by Linda Miller Sunday Oklahoman (Oklahoma City) Jan. 9, 1994. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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