beer attachment disorder
 n.— «He’s not, as they say “the sharpest tool in the shed.” He has what I call, Beer Attachment Disorder (BAD), characterized by his pathological need to have a can of beer glued to at least one of his hands at all times.» —“Front Porch: Better Than Couch” by Daniel Taverne in U.S. The Cud (Australia) Aug. 15, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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