motarded
adj.— «What I find especially entertaining is that these motarded cluesers (Moronically Retarded Clueless Losers) are still flaming you over this after 3 YEARS!» —“Re: Angry Manson fans, wheee!” by Grendel Mat Usenet: alt.gothic Mar. 24, 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
Many of us struggled with the Old English poem “Beowulf” in high school. But what if you could actually hear “Beowulf” in the English of today? There’s a new translation by Maria Dahvana Headley that uses contemporary...
Beowulf: A New Translation by Maria Dahvana Headley is a thrilling rendition of the centuries-old poem. (Bookshop|Amazon) Headley translates the poem using modern vocabulary and even internet slang, with results that are, as one reviewer put it...