pussyclart
n.— «Front Bottom. As coined by my mother, who found it too gruesome to utter the word “pussyclart.” Also used by the GLC in “Your Mother’s Got a Penis.”» —“Front Bottom” by Ayesha Ghanchi Ayesha’s Ever Expanding Vocabulary (New Cross, Eng.) Oct. 22, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
A physician in Blowing Rock, North Carolina, shares some of the vocabulary of his patients from Appalachia. There, a misery is anything painful, such as a misery in my jaw if they have a painful tooth or a misery in my back if they have lumbar pain...