v.— «Kit’n Hook, who was my youngest feline till we got Rhiannon, seems to think that expressing his affections to people is best done by squicking them—he comes over for affection, and if I don’t put down my book fast enough or pet him intensely enough, he starts licking, and sucking, and licking, and licking, and while, in certain contexts (see alt.sex.bondage for more info) I quite enjoy being tickled, stimulated, and otherwise driven crazy) I simply cannot DEAL with being abraded by a cat.» —“Golden Geysers” by STella Usenet: rec.pets May 23, 1991. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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