swaffle
v.— «How to swaffle? For swaffling there’s one factor that is of vital importance: the swaffler must have a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis isn’t completely hard, but not soft either. Top-heavy is a state of mind (or penis), when it hangs about horizontally and allows the swaffler to swing his penis. Then take the object of beswaffling (preferrably a woman’s buttock, leg or breast) and hit it lightly. Beware that you don’t hit too hard, to prevent black eyes and/or broken legs.» —“I’m green!!!!! ROFL” by _Nagash_ Evernight Games: Tempers Ball Jan. 24, 2008. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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I am trying to find the meaning of “Schwaffle” I think it might have been used years ago in a different meaning of what is meant for today.
When I mean years ago I mean like when Jesus was around or even back when Moses was around. It could be hebrew, german, dutch or whatever language they spoke back then. Can anyone help me