playoff beard n.— «Legend has it the playoff beard has been wooing woman since the late 1970’s. It’s simple; grow a beard during hockey playoffs and don’t shave it until you get the cup. “It’s all about a little competition of who...
sweater puppies n.pl.— «The remnants of her dress and underwire bra bunched outward from her generous shelf of invulnerable boob flesh. “I must be around a ‘K-cup’ now,” she said to herself while judiciously examining...
spange v.— «Along the way, she bums a nickel here, a quarter there. The kids call it “spanging”—begging spare change. It is how they buy food and coffee and cigarettes without selling themselves or drugs.…She tries to...
cowboy coffee n.— «There we made coffee on a gas stove by boiling water and pouring the grounds into the pot. Some referred to it as cowboy coffee, but I thought it was the best cup I’d ever had.» —“Peaceful day amid...
ghetto latte n.— «Anyway, he doesn’t want to pay the extra so he says for me to forget the breve and just put the shots into a tall cup which I do. He then pours in some cold half and half himself. We call this a ghetto latte because...
ghetto latte n.— «“So I just ask for the double over ice, then go to the condiments and pour in my “free” 1/2 cup of milk.”…“in the trade this is known as a “ghetto latte”, and i think you’ll find a...