AP
n.— «Whenever my son, living in Mumbai, was asked why he was going to Delhi, his reply was “to see my A. Pees.” A.P. stood for aged parents.» —“Maybe we should lighten up….” by Piman Geezerdom (Arizona) Aug. 27, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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